If you don't want pasta just say so

Katie: okay

either one works

if you can pick up some mozzarella cheese, we could do some quick pasta tonight for dinner

use some of that ricotta

David: ...

FINE

Katie: what????

David: another blob thing of mozzarella works?

Katie: hahaha yes

if you don't want to that's fine!!!

i'm just trying to feed my man!!

David: eyes her suspiciously

Katie: what???

Sent at 11:48 AM on Wednesday

David: is too full of the milk of human kindness. At least according to his new wife...

David: my new status should reveal to you my thoughts

Katie: what?????

what does that mean???

David: google the quote

Katie: i am not trying to lady macbeth you!!!

if you don't want pasta just say so!!!

All of a sudden, a whole new world opens with this O2 tank.....

I Question My Maturity

ONE
This is currently my office desktop background:

TWO
We just received an email announcing that our normal staff meeting on Monday will be pushed back an hour.  My first thought was, "Hey, that's a perfect time for sticking some Baileys in my coffee."  I can not even currently drink caffeine or alcohol so I do not know where that thought came from.  Or rather, I do, I'd just rather conquer only one demon at a time.

mmmm....Makers.

THREE

Comcast for some reason  insisted on not taking a former roommate's name off of the bill, even though we both repeatedly called in and complained.  When I closed the account, they overbilled me for the final month and actually sent me a check, with the envelope addressed to me and sent to my address, but with the check made out to her.  Real Transcript from online chat as follows:

Interactive Chat with Comcast     
Katie: well, my SSN wasn't on the account, that would be ****  
Ruel: ah, and may I inquire into your relationship with her?  
Katie: well, that seems like a personal question now, doesn't it Ruel?

For the record, I'm under 30.

Yep, that's the new home oxygen tank.  Complete with 25 feet of tubing for your home oxygen comfort!


Cat: i'm about to go to walgreens and get you some slippers, a house coat and some cigs
oh can you start using motorized carts at stores now!??!

with your tank strapped on to the back!?!?

can i if you wont!?!?

beep beep!

(that's my motorized shopping cart)

Me: omg maybe i can get handicapped parking??

Cat: a handicapped designated driver.

you are the best friend ever!

ChewBACHa

Today's another day.

So I admit to you all that I have nothing much to post today.  I've been up since 3:30 am with another cluster headache hospital run; I'm at work.  Not quite sure if the head fuzzies are a result of being up since the before-mentioned hour or because my head is still doing weird, cluster-related things.  Oh well.  But I swore something would be posted here everyday, so post I will. 

Katie: my hope is that we can get an oxygen tank in the apartment today so that we can both start getting a good night's sleep

Sal: See if you can also get a tank of helium, too.

Sal: Maybe they have a special

Sal: BOGO, you know?

 

 

 

An Amish Hair-Cutting Gang, the End of the World and Other News

 In which I read the news and tell you what made me giggle.