Okay, first off, Spoilers EVERYWHERE. Second, the font and spacing aren't consistent and I apologize, but it's late and I am done trying to figure it out. Either way, I welcome speculative comments on the next episode in the comments. And here we go!
9:58 PM A commercial for REVENGE! just came on. I got way too excited and fell off the couch looking for the remote so I could un-mute the television. Game on.
10 PM
The show opens with Emily/Amanda quoting Hamlet. "God has given you one face, and you give yourself another," she intones, as the camera pans to a shot of Victoria getting her makeup done. Makeup as war paint. I love it.
Incidentally, it's a line that Hamlet says to Ophelia. Ophelia is my least-favorite Shakespearian character. She's such a wuss.
Victoria and Conrad Greyson are being interviewed for the Style section as "the Hampton's most perfect couple." The irony is thick. Too thick...