Oreo-stuffed chocolate chip cookies (double-stuffed, in fact!) and Skyrim. We have become an internet stereotype.
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Cookies and Skyrim
Oreo-stuffed chocolate chip cookies (double-stuffed, in fact!) and Skyrim. We have become an internet stereotype.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Things I Wish I Could Do That Would Make Me Infinitely Cooler
Last weekend I roasted my first turkey. Or rather, I roasted a turkey for the first time. My first turkey was probably something like 25 years ago at this point.
But I digress.
While the turkey is certainly a notch in my cooking belt, and removing the neck and giblets is a notch that I'd prefer not to think about again, it doesn't make me cooler in any real, any cool, sense of the word.
Not in the way being able to climb a mountain would. And I'm not talking like this:
I'm talking like this:
Or even just like this:
Other things that would make me instantly and infinitely cooler:
But I digress.
While the turkey is certainly a notch in my cooking belt, and removing the neck and giblets is a notch that I'd prefer not to think about again, it doesn't make me cooler in any real, any cool, sense of the word.
Not in the way being able to climb a mountain would. And I'm not talking like this:
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| Climb every mountain....get it?! |
I'm talking like this:
Or even just like this:
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| I'll settle for not being a Scientologist. |
Other things that would make me instantly and infinitely cooler:
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