|Is there anything I can say other than "The President rode his bike into a tree?"|
Which for some reason led to this:
|I killed Jenny Schecter.|
Which then led to another member of the Showtime family:
|Yeah, yeah, I know, it jumped the shark.|
Which led eventually to the greatest revelation of my television career:
|She saved the world a lot.|
And pretty much everything in the entire Whedonverse. But that's a whole other story.
This story is also about me saving the world-- like Buffy-- by warning everyone else about a potential pitfall in their relationship or marriage. Learn from my wisdom.
And that wisdom is, Be careful when you let other people use your Netflix subscription.
Okay, so before I added David onto my Netflix subscription, Netflix learned my taste-- as it does-- and gave me recommendations based on the following categories:
Witty Movies With a Strong Female Lead
Dark Comedies with a Strong Female Lead
TV Dramedies with a Strong Female Lead
David watches movies like this:
|You've heard of Instant Oatmeal. Now prepare yourself for Instant Justice.|
|They made me watch this one three years ago and I'm still upset about it.|
And who can forget this:
|Completely disgusting, I know. David would want me to clarify that he totally reads the articles.|
Sooooo Netflix got confused. It's a machine and it's not very smart, and for all it knew, my taste went really screwy. So then it did what any machine would do: it took all the information, scrambled it together, and started spitting out these categories that would now define "my" taste in entertainment:
Slasher and Serial Killer Horror Movies with a Strong Female Lead
Supernatural Horror Movies with a Strong Female Lead
Apparently Any Type of Japanese Horror Movie
Which lead to movies like this:
I am not pleased.
UPDATE: David also really likes Wes Andersen and doesn't feel the above films are a fair representation of his taste in movies. Well it isn't fair what you did to my Netflix queue, David, but hey, since I'm a good person, I will add one more:
|Who is your daddy and what does he do?|