A Gchat Campaign, in Several Parts
Me: i think we should start a campaign to get Bre to go as strawberry shortcake for halloween
Éamonn: I'll support this campaign.
Me: so how much would it take to convince you to go as strawberry shortcake for halloween
Bre: hahaha, well are you going to go as my sidekick?
Me: who was strawberry shortcake's sidekick?
Bre: I have no idea
Bre: I'm not sure strawberry shortcake is a fun costume
it's totally the kind of costume a girl would make slutty
Bre: can I go as zombie strawberry shortcake?
Éamonn: She knows she cannot
Éamonn: Are we having a group chat through your status message?
Me: i feel as though zombie strawberry shortcake would just be moldy strawberry shortcake
Me: someone left the cake out in the raaaaaaaain
Me:: it took so long to bake it
i don' tthink that i could take it
and i'll never have that recipe agaaaaaaaaain
Bre: haha, baked strawberry shortcake
Cat: also- zombie strawberry shortcake should walk around saying "jaaaaaammmm" instead of "braaaains"